![]() ![]() Get robbed while trying to talk to someone else at the scene of a crime. Turn off harm before batoning and cuffing troublemakers in a timely fashion, only to still have everyone cry "Harm Baton!" and hate you for trying to protect them. Still Do your best to make your station proud as you help break up fights, patrol the halls, and maybe even stop a Syndicate or two. Keep in mind that while the force may take it easy on you, the rest of the station may not. This role is one's path to becoming a proper and official SecOff, and is meant to flag you as such. You're the head of the Engineering department manage your underlings. ![]() Learn skills such as hacking doors, fixing power, building furniture, and (after a few headaches) Atmos. Learn the various duties and challenges that the engineers face and become more competent than them. Accidentally singuloose the station due to an oversight.īe every greytider's dream: a passenger with round-start tools and insulated gloves. Get to the bottom of any problem and hold the entire station together with your hard work. Teach new engineers the basics of the station's engine, repairing, atmospherics and power.Ĭreate new power sources and fix any power or integrity-related issues that the station may have. Die anyway in a plasma fire.īe experienced with both power set up and atmospherics basics. Be known as one of the three people who know how Atmos works. Resist the urge to form the great nation of Cargonia. Throw your ire at HoP for giving the clown cargo access. Organize all of cargo into a logistical force to be reckoned with. Accidentally space your department twice. Fight fish in space and hurriedly throw your loot out into space to fly back to safety. ![]() As long as you don't hand out hard-suits and laser guns to passengers, Sec will leave you alone.Įquip a hard-suit and salvage wrecked station parts from previous stations, a grim reminder of what's to come in the next ten minutes. Answer Sci's requests for what you're pretty sure are the parts for a black hole bomb. Order enough parts to build a self-sustaining spaceship and leave the station, taking all the O2 with you. Remodel cargo to be the prestigious home it is. Observe the other civilian jobs in their natural habitat before taking on their various responsibilities and challenges. Learn the other civilian level jobs stress free. Pester Cargo for more instruments.īe a sightly more useful passenger. Bum around in the bar and flex your knowledge on obscure bands. Get your PDA stolen while you are writing out a 20+ word custom emote. Play as the objectively strongest role in the game due to your innate ability to create invisible walls with permanent uptime! Realize you can't just engage in mindless dickery because of your inability to speak. Play D&D for the rest of the round with the captain. Get fed up and break into the bridge, announcing D&D in the library. Write on some paper and have people glance at it and shrug. "My CLIENT killed those two botanists in self-defense Your Honor." Try as hard as you can to get everyone to go into the courthouse at any opportunity. Pretend to be a part of sec without actually doing any of the work. Watch as people complain about you not cleaning areas you don't have access to. Cry when you come across a mess of items that can't go into your trash bag. Ignore the woes of man with your no slip shoes, engaging in schadenfreude as you point at the wet floor sign. Use your mop to clean up spills by replacing them with puddles. Being a clown is not an excuse to be an asshole. Ideally, you want everyone else to be laughing with you. Hit the Nukie with a banana pie and snap their gun in half while they watch in horror. Be praised by everyone for being the first Chef in station history to do your job. Tell botany what to grow and watch in horror as they only grow wheat. Keep the station fed so that they can continue scurrying around like cockroaches at full speed. Watch someone eat the moldy bread and die. Make the doctors jealous of your ability to regrow organs with the power of the flying spaghetti monster. Preach to crew members and aid them in their journeys to spiritual oneness. Just keep growing plants, and you'll do great! Make weed smoothies and spike drinks with nettles. Grow lots of wheat, and when you get tired of that, grow weed. Grow enough food to stop the chef from seeking "alternative sources". Give the crew drinks and keep the bar mostly hole-free, and you will do fine. You have a shotgun, don't be afraid to use it! Bar is one of the most bombed and attacked regions, as there is usually a lot of people there. Take their oddly specific requests and make them at your beer and soda machines. Keep the station's crew docile and drunk. The true egoist experience, beholden to none. Enjoy your stay and while at it steal someone's clothes and job. ![]()
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